As the Jades grew in number, we
had to gather periodically for our watering.
came to be that we invariably wound up all sitting
on this Scunci Steamer Box that Alexander has
sitting on the floor in front of the television in
the living room which is where he winds up eating
his dinner most nights.
What's a gathering without
a name? No spirit, no camaraderie, that just
So, after much discussion, argument
and name calling, I finally got my way.
born THE JADI KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE.
Membership requires you to be a leaf carrying Jade
with a strict height requirement to be under
inches (subject to change with growth.). We do make
an exception for Alexander, since we would never
make it to the table without him.
The Royal Order of the Jadi Knights of the Box Table
by rank and membership:
- Kemosabe, The
- The Gang of Five
We wish to thank Scunci Steamer for our
official box, however, please remember that
steamers are hazardous to a Jade's health.
Always steam responsibly!
We are little. We are green. We hope we
made you smile.
We are the Jadi Knights of the Box Table!